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greatest failures

by mean mr jarvis

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1.
hi, i'm matt 01:17
2.
roach 03:41
one of these things' got a problem with me burning down the bridges that were buildings too big to be seen and one of these things is not like the other one not like the other one not like the other one and my walls are getting close so please renew my medicine scratchy chins, orange juice, love, and hopeless horrible sentiments we could drive my hopes to find you hope you never hope for heaven so irreverent stay inside from ten to seven quite unpleasant cock obsessed or codependant so irreverent hope you never hope for heaven you got look back look back at your mom; you're better than that drunk wacko she calls you her little miracle and then she falls down the stairs and bangs her head, she might as well be dead but what for all her debt you could've walked away gone into service as a motherfucking mortar mechanic kinetic etiquette and edifice is over erratic catatonia, so sorry but your story is onerous symbolic to the fat cat manifest I. don't forget your peachy point of view when everyone is turning blue let's go away lets buy the farm. one of these things is going to waste all the park bench dreaming and the curb kings begging a taste and my walls are moving farther away my doctor's moving to canada my hand it stiffens then it quivers as i dial nine for cancer and i hope someone answers we could drive my hopes to find you hope you never hope for heaven so irreverent stay inside from ten till seven quite unpleasant cock obsessed or codependent so irreverent hope you never hope for heaven
3.
private j. 03:05
good friend enlistment officer started depends on all the other soldiers and then desert hues and get-up might as well shoot up a bastard when all of a sudden death himself poured out of the shadows regrets, all their mothers wanted in ten, twenty years with their pinstripe suits and their gods to fear that man in a jealous rage one day tried to bend and whether he'd break no-one could have noticed his face bloated like a corpse in the rain i dream clearly, closer now that soul of whether what withheld, his life, lost himself forever his wife will never be a mother you want to run with the motherfuckers? you telephone and kill I don't know but i've been told that the deal dank earth is dark and cold i'd like to wait until I'm old but my time is up my soul is sold may god have mercy on us all (quoting NATO - STANAG 2070 - emergency war burial procedures article 15)
4.
dunlop st. 05:35
ill be ok ill be ok ill be ok in your arms rocking through the day get up and wait get up and wait ill sit and wait for the time to slowly float away you were my little golden goblin my tiny cherry pie i dance my dances under moons that always seem to sigh lie back on my rock and wait to die pass me the salt shrivel my body till there's nothing left and pass me the love from your hand that's wrapping round my neck let's go to bed let's go to bed let's go to bed it's sleeping time it's dreaming time again everybody wonders what it is i see all syncopated blunders of the powers yet to be sand beneath my footsteps sand beneath the sea are waiting for a body just like me i want your body even though i know it's void an illusion made by the chaos diffusion of organs organized in lovelier lovelies than lovely i see and wandering wonders of what in you ill ever see ill ever see in me you were my little golden goblin my tiny cherry pie i dance my dances under moons that only seem to sigh lie back on my rock and wait to die
5.
it's five thirty in the morning and my insides are trudging and churning and burning but i have to go or i'll miss all my chances for earning by learning the shop keepers trade of burning the ages away i was absent today and i can't explain please don't eat my brain i don't think i can stand the pain i woke up right away as soon as they start crawling up my legs and leaving footprints it's ten thirty at night and the lights are all bringing my sights to the surface they're bringing the red tones telephones the babies and feather dusters i have a killer caddi' but the floor is all rusted i would never bother you're a lonely mother with that sparkle lather i could never love her let's just chat a minute have a brief on commitment, forensic, phonetic, alphabetic and that's about it seven days too soon i shot down the fucking moon now the girls are doomed and i feel bad but need some room there's a circus today lots of animals prowling in their cage i will feed them steven i found this moment in my book that i could use you like a fish on a fucking hook you are so far away from me that i could abuse you and then turn the other cheer i was absent today and i can't explain please don't eat my brain i don't think i could stand the pain i woke up right away as soon as they start crawling up my legs and leaving footprints
6.
lovefung 02:43
you've been sleeping with my baby oh lord that's got me down i saw you sitting in the street together oh lord that's got me down i saw you were two of a feather oh lord that's got me down do you love me i thought i saw you last night at the supermarket you were picking up steak to eat with him
7.
away 02:06
8.
xtc 03:57
9.
eleven 03:38
10.
erasmus 05:02
there is a rabbit, it's a she she's gonna hop down to the sea she's gonna hop right up to me we're gonna dance on lucky feet sparrow sparrow fly your sorrow far tomorrow where i can't hear you who is snoring? i am sleeping
11.
friends 05:54
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it's not me 03:40
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mr. kisses 04:15
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love 04:28
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This is a collection of the best crappy songs I've written and recorded over the last 20 years. By purchasing this collection, you played a small but essential part in saving me from financial crisis.

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released November 27, 2017

written, arranged, composed, produced and performed by matt (except track eleven vocals by t.w., track 14 drums by Drew Demers of the Famines, and track 17 with vocals by Drew and Dr. Peter Binsted P.Eng. and over the top synth string arrangements by Steven J. Curtis)

2017 remaster by Rob Hailman

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